I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD
American. I am George Carlin
I believe the money I make belongs to me
and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it
Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your
parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4
years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when
and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever
canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts
now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and
paying, paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty
years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt.
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and
neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend
Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is
always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an
AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I
don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful
nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to
sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to
their cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it
takes two parents.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone
We need our country back!
Carlin for President!!!